It’s Quackers!

Written By: Donna Rhodes | Issue: 2020/09 – September

Covid ruins our plans

We’re feeling out of luck

It’s yes . . . then no . . .

Stop . . .  then go . . .

Life’s a cluster duck.

But a cluster duck doesn’t deter Highlands Rotary. Even though July 4th’s celebrations were postponed until Labor Day, the town’s enthusiasm for a jolly good race is wild with anticipation.   

In fact, Rotary and their annual Derby, albeit somewhat mallard-justed, is supremely ducky. Rain or shine, with or without quarantine, the ducks will be bob-bob-bobbin’ along the Mill Creek run on September 5 for arguably the most exciting five minutes of the year.

Zoom will air a live stream, as it were, of the yellow rubber waddlers as they battle currents, river rock, and each other for the coveted prize: a claim-to-fame as a Cluster Duck Winner along with some spot cash money, $100 each to the top five placers.

So get ready for a beak-to-beak photo finish, a real squeaker, folks. Make sure you get the proper billing by purchasing your $10 ticket at Kilwin’s Chocolates, Fudge and Ice Cream or Highland Hiker Cabin. Or inquire through Rotary’s Jerry Moore (828) 482-2032. 

If quarantine is lifted, be at the duck drop, 11:00 A.M., as the Duck Derby Captain shouts: “Release the Quakens!” Otherwise, catch it live (world-wide) on Zoom or look for it on Rotary’s Facebook page.

Money collected for the Duck Derby goes to community service in support of local schools and charities.